Cinco de Mayo Office Guacamole Contest

Because I work for a software company, and it’s 2016, we get to participate in a lot of things designed to make the workplace fun and compelling. Today is the most recent installment.

Because of the widespread American belief that May 5th is a magical time to spend eating Mexican food, which is A.O.K. with me, we’re having an office guacamole contest.

I’m planning on making the tried and true recipe – works every time…

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You’ve heard of table-side guacamole, this is cubicle-side guacamole

Then, when the Thursday office beer garden opens at 4:00, I’ll shun those free beers and go straight to Manhattan.

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The work week is nearly 80% complete, this’ll help take the edge off…

May the 4th… ugh, I just can’t…

Today is nerd day. The day when aging Star Wars fans litter the Facebook and Twitter with punny greetings showcasing their fandom. It’s pretty bad:

Just. Stop.

In other news, here’s a Star Wars cookbook promising Wookie Cookies. Sounds like a winner.

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This didn’t exist until 1998 – how did humanity survive?