I’ve had this recipe floating-around for years, and am ashamed I didn’t publish it until today. Shame on me. Enough self-flagellation, it’s time to talk about
RIB ROAST
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I’m so hungry…
Now, the first question you’ll ask is, “Is this a prime rib roast recipe?” To that I have to ask you a question, “Did you order a prime rib roast from the butcher?” When people say “prime rib,” they usually mean the rib roast cooked as a roast and sliced for service. “Prime” is a grade of meat, and unless you spent a shitload of money on your meat from a high-end butcher, you probably have a choice rib roast, which is still awesome. Whether you have a prime or choice rib roast, this recipe will make it the best thing you’ve eaten in a while. Seriously.
- Prime: Abundant marbling, generally sold in hotels and restaurants, excellent for broiling, grilling, and roasting
- Choice: High quality, but has less marbling than prime.
- Select: Very uniform in quality, and leaner than prime/choice because of less marbling.
Kick-Ass Rib Roast
This has got to be the best “prime” rib ever created in a home – ever! Bonus: it’s easy!
INGREDIENTS
Roast
- Rib Roast
- Vegetable oil
- Salt
- Pepper
Gravy
- 32 oz beef broth (in a carton)
- 1-2 Tbs Butter
- 1/4 Cup Flour
- Small can of mushrooms*, drained (optional)
INSTRUCTIONS
- First, you NEED an electronic thermometer to make this roast. The best tool is one that can be left-in the roast while it’s roasting. I’ll wait while you run to the store to get one… Waiting… (45 minutes later) Got it? Ok, let’s continue.
- However you obtained your roast (see recipe notes), bring it to room temperature before cooking. This will allow the roast to cook more evenly than to take from the fridge and put directly into the oven. Generally, for a refrigerated roast, this will take ~1 hour on the counter. Don’t worry – you’re not going to incubate plague-causing bacteria on the counter in an hour.
- Trim the fat: there’s a decent amount of fat on the outside of a prototypical rib roast. Trim-off the particularly egregious and hard deposits of fat. Some of that stuff won’t melt in the oven, and will still be grisly and nasty at carving time.
- Set the oven to 250 degrees.
- Rub the roast with ~1 Tbs of oil – this will help the salt & pepper to stick and make it easier for heat to enter the meat. Sprinkle with 1 Tbs kosher salt and 1 1/2 tsp black pepper. Don’t bother measuring – these are guidelines at best. The salt will help pull protein from the inside of the roast to the outside and salt and pepper taste good.
- If you bought a “stay-in” thermometer, like you should have, insert the probe into the center of the roast.
- Place roast in an 8×8” glass baking dish. I like glass for this because I will use the drippings later to make some kick-ass gravy. I fear metal would add some unwelcome flavors. I like 8×8” because it will keep the drippings as liquid. Using a larger dish, like 9×13”, could spread-out the drippings so much that they dry. Lame.
- Slap that hunk o’ meat into the oven – somewhere in the middle. Roast at 250 for a period of time – it’ll depend on the size of your roast. When I cooked a 10 pound (4-bones) roast, it took 3 1/2 hours. If you don’t have a thermometer that stays in the meat, you will need to take the roast’s temperature every so often. You can wait at least an hour before worrying about it, but as the temperature increases you will want to check more and more often.
- Cook the roast until the internal temperature reaches 125 degrees. That’s super-rare? Yes, it is, but it’s not the final temperature. The roast will continue cooking for a while as the heat continues to penetrate the meat. Remove the roast from the oven, dish and all, and place on a cooling rack (or stovetop) and cover loosely with foil. This is called “resting,” and it’s to allow the heat and juices inside the meat to equalize. Turn-up the oven to 500 degrees.
- Allow the roast to rest for 15 minutes. This should be enough time for the oven to reach 500. Remove the foil and re-insert the roast into the oven. Cook for 15 minutes. You no longer need to take the temperature.
- Remove the roast – notice the sizzle. That roast is going totally apeshit! This time, take the roast out of the dish and place it on a cutting board. Put the foil back onto the roast – let it sit for 15 minutes (that’s more resting, and it’s required).
- Gravy time! In a medium saucepan, dump the drippings from the roast* – there’s a decent amount of fat there (which we need), but more importantly, there’s a lot of flavor! All that brown shit on the bottom is awesomely delicious you don’t want to leave it behind! Add 1 or 2 Tbs of butter to the pot – depending on the amount of fat collected from the baking dish. Turn the heat to medium, and allow the butter to melt. When the butter has melted, add the flour and stir/whisk continually for 3 minutes. This will make a roux which we will use to thicken the beef broth into a gravy.
- Slowly add the beef broth, a cup at a time, and whisk to combine. You will notice that the roux thickens the broth as it heats. Wait until each addition of broth is thickened before adding more broth. There’s a good chance that you won’t use ALL the broth in the carton. When the gravy has reached and maintains the correct texture, add the mushrooms (if using). The gravy is now complete.
- Carving the roast.
- Step 1: cut-off the bones – just hack the bones off the roast as one piece. That will leave you with a rectangular-shaped roast, which is easy to carve.
- Step 2: slices. Using a carving knife, or an electric knife (preferred), slice to desired thickness.
- Serve. You deserve it!
RECIPE NOTES
- Roast Selection: How do you choose a roast? >> It’s not as difficult or as easy as you think. Ambiguity? Yes. First, you want to get one that’s big enough to feed your guests. For Christmas in 2009, I bought a 10-pound roast to feed 10 adults. I had probably a pound, or so, of left-over meat (and the bones I removed pre-carve, which I saved for snacking). So, let’s say a basic rule of thumb is one pound per person – ask your butcher if you have any questions. It’s always safe to buy big and reap the left-overs.
- Canned mushrooms? Are you a gourmand, or something? >> Ha ha, yes, I get it. But, for gravy, canned mushrooms are ok. If you must, then you can cut-up ~8 oz fresh mushrooms, saute in some butter, and set-aside. Use those instead of the canned mushrooms. Other things you can add to gravy: some lightly-browned diced onion.
- What if there are either not enough roast drippings, or there’s a lot of cooked-on shit in the bottom of my glass baking dish? >> To make the gravy, you’re already using the butter – which can provide enough fat to make a roux. But you don’t want to miss those roasty flavors in the baking dish. To release them, simply pour a little beef broth into the dish, and scrape-up the fond with a spatula. Eventually that beef solvent will free the flavor, and your gravy will be that much better.