Baked Mac & Cheese

This is an update to a recipe I published nearly 10 years ago… Egad, that’s a while! The original recipe was great, but the new one is better. What’s the difference? Onion. I doubled the onion (from 1 to 2) and caramelized them. It truly made all the difference.

Better jump on this recipe soon. Once the weather heats-up, it’s not socially acceptable to eat casseroles.

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Mac & cheese on a plate. So good.

Badass Baked Mac & Cheese
As a main dish: serves ~4 large adults, probably 6 regular-sized adults 
As a side dish: serves more

INGREDIENTS

  • 1 lb Elbow Noodles
  • 1 lb Sharp Cheddar Cheese, grated
  • 2 Onion, diced
  • 3 Cups Milk
  • 1/3 Cup Flour
  • 6 Tbs Butter
  • 1/2 tsp Cayenne Pepper
  • Salt & Black Pepper
  • 8 oz Bacon, cut into 1/2” pieces
  • 1/3 Cup Bread Crumbs

SUMMARY

There are four (4) things to cook for this dish: the bacon, the onions, the noodles, and the cheese sauce. Combine them all together, pour into a casserole dish, top with buttered bread crumbs, and bake.

INSTRUCTIONS

  1. In a large saucepan over medium heat, cook the bacon until “almost crispy.”
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    Cook bacon until leathery

    You don’t want to overcook the bacon. Evacuate the bacon to a paper towel lined plate or bowl and save for later.

  2. Pour-out all but 2 tablespoons of the bacon grease from the pan, and add onions. Cook in bacon fat until dark golden in color. This should take about 15 minutes – or more. You really want to develop that caramelized bacon flavor. After about 10 minutes, there will be little to no liquid/fat left, and the onions may burn a little. That’s ok. Just add some water to deglaze and continue until the onions are the right color. When complete, you can leave the onions in the pan until later or remove to a bowl.

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    Cook onions until dark golden

  3. Cook the noodles in salted boiling water until done. Try to time the noodle cooking to coincide with the cheese sauce cooking. Elbow noodles take about 7-8 minutes to cook. Once cooked, drain the noodles and set-aside.
  4. In a large saucepan, melt 4 Tbs of butter. Add flour and stir-together into a roux. Cook the flour/butter for about 3 minutes then add milk. Whisk the milk into the roux. When the milk heats, the sauce will thicken like magic. Add grated cheese and stir until the cheese melts (1-2 minutes).
  5. Taste the cheese sauce, and add seasoning: cayenne, salt, and pepper to taste. Stir-into the cheese sauce. Done.
  6. Combine the cheese sauce, noodles, bacon, and onion into a vessel (hopefully, your cheese sauce saucepan is big enough – mine is) and stir to combine.

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    Ready for the oven

  7. Pour the mixture into a greased 9/13″ baking dish. Don’t forget to grease that pan!
  8. Melt 2 Tbs of butter in the microwave, add bread crumbs, and stir. The product should look like wet sand.
  9. Sprinkle the bread crumbs over the casserole and bake, uncovered, at 400 degrees for 45 minutes.
  10. Done. You might want to let this sit for ~10 minutes, otherwise you’ll visit the burn unit later. It’s rocket hot!

FAQs

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    Grate the cheese over a piece of wax paper. Easy clean-up.

    Should I buy pre-grated cheese? >> No. Buy a block of cheese, and grate it yourself. You can buy higher quality cheese.

  • Greased baking dish – WTF? >> For this you can use cooking spray, or be like me and use butter. Just take a little hunk of butter and smear it all over the place with your fingers. It’s messy and fun. Extra bonus: butter tastes good!
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Look who did a piss-poor job of greasing the pan. I’ll do better next time.

Happy Valentine’s Day

Sabrage is all the rage lately. Oh, you don’t speak French? That’s the practice of opening a champagne bottle with a “saber.”

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Really, let your butler open the champagne

When everything goes well, you remove the glass collar and cork from the bottle in one fell swoop, and can pour shard-free champagne into fancy coupe glasses for your sycophants. You still look like a giant douche.

When things go poorly, well, you know what happens:

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#1: Oh shit, there’s champagne everywhere! #2: Depression sets in; I wish I had some champagne to take the edge-off

The best part is the wasting of $450. As if this guy – or anyone – can tell the difference between a $450 and a $20 bottle of “champagne.”

Here’s a good video tutorial for sabrage, but do it like me: old school with a towel and confidence.